God is born! Glorify him! Praise Vishnu! Doesn’t that look like Lakshi Mata?
From the link:
When he first came out we couldn’t believe it. The nurses said he was badly deformed but I could see that this was a sign from God.
Hundreds are crying in the streets, hundreds of others are praying and setting up camp here. Some are even panicking and believe this is a sign of the end of the world.
LOL @ people worshiping abominations.
Indians are now worshiping a pollution-created mutant and crying that this means it’s the end of the world. That’s some funny shit!
Incredible as it seems, this country will become a superpower in your lifetime. Yes, I am shuddering too.
If he’s a Hindu, he gets reincarnated, right? What will he come back us? An octopus? No, wait, that’s not possible. He already is one!
Just think of it. Look at all those limbs! Damn! This guy can jerk off, type with both hands and eat food all at once! I think this guy is destined to rule the world, honestly.
I think we all need to meditate on the image in this photo.
And when he grows up, he will be able to outclap any man on Earth.
I can honestly see a doomsday scenario of this kid though, so maybe the end of the worlders are right after all. It goes like this:
- Parents turn their village into a tourist attraction for all the pilgrims who come to worship the Mutant Freak God.
- Parents become millionaires.
- They use their money to have a whole bunch more kids.
- They spread lots of their mutant genes.
- Their mutant children come of age, start having lots of sex and making lots of kids on their own because after all, everyone wants to fuck a god.
- After a while all of India is full with these mutant creatures.
- Any sense of government collapses in India as a result, and mass anarchy spreads through the land.
- Bethesda Game Studios launches a new video game based on the mutants in India and calls it “Fallout Park.”
- Enterprising American Babbits get the bright idea of selling tours to American gun nuts so they can go on an Indian safari to hunt the mutants.
- Large numbers of American gun kooks travel to India on safari so they can hunt mutants.
- After they hunt them for a while, the gun nuts start arguing about who shot the most mutants.
- American guns nuts all start shooting each other in India.
- The end of the world commences.
