Everybody seems obsessed
With all this global warming
Ice caps melting, oceans rising
Dodgy insects swarming
What with carbon footprints
The holely ozone layer
It seems that we are surely doomed
We haven't got a prayer.
What about that other place
Where millions are going
It's very hot and painful there
Without them even knowing
Set your mind upon The Lord
He wants to save the world
To take them to a better place
Where heaven is unfurled.
