Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice
The Spice Girl who came up with the phrase “Girl Power” and wittered on a lot if memory serves.
Was very famous for a while then did a load of sit ups. Became a market gardener in the Vale of Evesham, where her prize winning tomatoes are the envy of horticulturists around the world. “It’s all about my irrigation techniques,” she told us.
She is the current world Buckaroo champion after seeing off Lionel Richie in a highly controversial final in Berlin last year.
Some things you may not know about Geri;
- She can’t sing
- Hopes to win the World Cluedo title in Oviedo next month (this may explain current champion Former Pope Benedict’s decision to quit the Papacy in order to concentrate on defending his title). In the conservatory with the lead pipe I reckon.
- She has a pathological fear of Brazil nuts.
