Bill Pryor and his gourd
As each nude photograph of U.S. Circuit Judge Bill Pryor surfaces, you can see Pryor grow as a gay-porn artiste. We're not kidding.
Photo No. 1 was nothing more than Pryor and his erection. Not much going on there, but it was a start.
Photo No. 2 was Pryor sitting on a block of wood. ("He's got wood, get it?") That's an artistic statement on the Beavis and Butt-Head level, but it shows the beginnings of some depth in the Pryor oeuvre.
Photo No. 3, to which we introduce you now (right), shows signs of real growth. It features Pryor, with his ever-present schlong (of which he seems quite proud), holding what appears to be a gourd. (A full-blown, NSFW version of the photo can be viewed by clicking on a link at the end of this post.)
But wait, it's not just any old gourd. Someone appears to have drawn a face on the gourd -- two eyes, a nose, hair, maybe lips. The hair is styled a bit like Pryor's, so maybe we have a self portrait -- Pryor's face on a gourd, with his schlong co-starring in all of its glory.
This is the artistic equivalent of playing a Beatles record backward in the late '60s so you could hear "I buried Paul." (Yes, I tried that; no, I never heard anything but static.) Nobody seems to know what it means, but it sure is weird so . . . hey, that's cool.
What kind of intellect does it take to be considered for a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court? Bill Pryor seems to provide the answer: You have to be able to draw a face on a gourd and hold it up for the camera, while your schlong is on full display.
That sets the bar pretty darned low doesn't it? Just what we need in an era of Donald Trump, "alternative facts," and complete lack of respect for the rule of law.
Our crack Legal Schnauzer researchers are scouring Europe-based porn sites to find the remaining images in the Pryor gallery; they reportedly total eight to 12. We hope to have a full set within the next two or three months.
Bill Pryor NSFW No. 3
