- Interns think of god, residents pray to god, doctors talk to God, nurses are god.
- You should do two things in the morning-1) Pray to god so can live 2) have a shower so others can live.
- When you choose not to make choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
- The pineapple principle: The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts
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Funny Zeugma Figure of Speech Examples:New Year resolution for computer engineers: I will stop sending email, ICQ, Instant messages and be on phone at the same time with same person.
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Procatalepsis Figure of Speech Examples: You may ask, You may think...
Funny Pun Figure of Speech Examples: Patient: "Doctor, doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!"
Doctor: "Well, tell her come in". Patient: "I can not, she does not stop at this floor!"
Funny Chiasmus Examples: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
Funny Antithesis Figure of Speech: A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good.
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