- Good judgments comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgments
- Men marry women hoping they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed
- There must be more to life than sitting and wondering if there is more to life
- A sign in a restaurant reads: "If our food, drinks and service aren't up to your standards, please lower your standards."
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