Fifteen minutes in my house consists of:
Kody get off the Xmas tree
Kia stop jumping on the sofa
Kaiden stop switching the TV over
Cameron can you get that lego brick out of your mouth
Casey can you read that again sorry couldn’t hear you
Nakita I have no idea how many books you can borrow from the library
Husband is shouting something, no idea what.
Now the house phone is ringing and nobody moves to answer it.
What are we having for tea?
Now we are crying as Peppa Pig has finished, we don’t want to watch anything else but that.
We don’t want sausages, one wants toad in the hole and other wants chips, but one doesn’t like potatoes.
Have I washed the school uniforms yet?
If that door is left open one more time I am going to scream.
No your friend can’t stay over tonight.
Two need a nappy change.
Am I meant to be going to a charity night tonight? No that was last night, oh no I missed it.
Casey have you taken your pink clothes into school yet (she’s a pig in her Xmas play)
Reminds me I need to make an Angel costume, or should I cheat and just buy one.
What have I got to do tomorrow?
Oh I need to phone my mom as she’s taking Nakita shopping tomorrow.
No we can’t have a chocolate biscuit its going to be tea time soon. What was I making?
Is it bed time yet?
