The premiere of True Blood three weeks ago had fans excited that the wait was finally over. In a recent article on BuddyTV.com, the best quotes from the first episode were discussed.
The first quote comes from Sookie Stackhouse to her fairy godmother Claudine:
“If your job is to look after me, can I say you suck.”
Viewers can totally agree with this statement. Since the beginning of the series Sookie has taken a beating but she has kept on ticking. Maybe her fairy godmother was indeed looking after her?
The next one came shortly after the first one, when Sookie was speaking to the Queen of the Fairies, Mab:
“I’m staying away from vampires, I can guaran-damn-tee you that.”
Yeah, Sookie — we totally believe you.
The third one comes from my personal favorite, vampire Eric Northman. He handsomely walks up to Sookie’s doorstep and tells her,
“Everyone who claims to love, your friends, you brother, even Bill Compton, they all gave up on you. I. Never. Did.”
Whose heart didn’t melt at hearing that? Well it didn’t melt Andy Bellefluer’s… number four comes from him:
“For 13 straight months I’ve had that open case on my books. If it weren’t for you, this year’s Louisiana Safe Streets plaque would be on my wall and not f***ing Webster Parrish. You owe me a plaque!”
Where would the streets of Bon Temps be without Andy?
The Ones That Make Us Giggle
Number five happens when the hilarious and always stylish Lafayette enters the Moon Goddess Emporium:
“It smells like where old air fresheners go to die.”
Number six comes after cute but creepy baby Mikey finds a new way to play with dolls:
“Decapitating Barbie dolls? What the hell kind of baby does that?”
Poor Terry has his hands full with Arlene this season. His cure for her craziness…just love her more. He tells her,
“When I was a kid I used to put squirrel heads on lizard bodies and invent new animals.”
Didn’t everyone do that?
Coming in at number 8 is a quote from our favorite ginger vampire, Jessica, talking to her boyfriend Hoyt:
“Do you understand how gross human food is to a vampire? It’s all dead. Permanently, forever dead. Going to the Piggly Wiggly for me is like going to the morgue for you.”
With that analogy, I do believe Jessica won that fight.
Even in Bon Temps, it seems there is nothing on TV.
“TV sure hasn’t gotten any better in the last year.”
… complains Sookie to her brother Jason.
In the town down the road, Nan Flanagan is filming Pam for a commercial regarding vampires. Ms. AVL quips:
“I have proof. Scientific. People are far dumber than they realize.”
She must have been talking to those people NOT watching True Blood. Luckily, the always enthralling Eric comes in to save the commercial.
“We’re always more than happy to serve humans here at Fangtasia. And I don’t mean for dinner.”
Changes Are Coming
In the year that Sookie had been missing, a lot changed for Bon Temps. One of the changes is Jason Stackhouse is now responsible and carries a badge. The second is that Sheriff Andy is still carrying a badge but has a new taste for vampire blood. In the scene where Jason saves Lafayette from Andy, Jason says:
“I’m not saying anything happened just now, but if something did happen, it didn’t happen.”
Hoyt’s mommy has found a new son to take care of, and he comes in the form of Sam Merlotte’s little brother Tommy. She asks him:
“You gonna be comfy, hon? You want a tushy cushion?”
How embarrassing. It looks like Tommy and Hoyt are both dressed in plaid shirts, they must get their fashion sense from Maxine. Number 14 comes from Pam speaking of Hoyt:
“That tree with the plaid shirt, it has a name?”
The Best for Last
The last quote of Episode 1 comes again from the Nordic vampire:
“I always knew you were alive, and if I owned the house, well I would own you. Sookie, you are mine.”
I keep replaying that last one in my head, I just replace Sookie’s name with mine, of course!
True Blood is off to a great season! Can’t wait to see what they say next. Share some of your favorite quotes with us in the comment section below!
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