Ding, Ding, Ding! We Have a Winner!

First off, a big thank you  to all my readers! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you just want to find out who won.
All submissions were numbered by the order they were received. Then using a random number generator, a 9 month old baby (OK, all she had to do was click the mouse) chose the winner.
Without further ado, congratulations to a VERY loyal reader:
Linda Knight
Linda, I will get your prize to you soon.
Everyone be sure and check out my upcoming post concerning how my suite mates and I almost got kicked out of a dorm for good in Chapel Hill WAAAAAAAAY back in my undergrad years. My friend Jimmie just sent me a PDF of the warning letter dated 1991.