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Dear Diary

By Mommabethyname @MommaBeThyName

April 8, 2014

 

Dear Diary:
Diary

Diary (Photo credit: Barnaby)

 

Today began with pouring rain! Not much exciting going on, though I was lucky enough to speak to two people on the phone.

Today has been all about crying. The four-year-old spent most of the morning manufacturing tears. And one of my twins just collapsed into a heap because I “didn’t say goodbye” before walking down the driveway to the mailbox. I worry about that kid.

After feeding the children and cleaning up, I fed them and cleaned up again. Of note, I did find some dried tomato sauce on the patio door. I don’t know how long it’s been there. We haven’t had pasta in weeks.

I had a dream last night that I ate dinner in a dirty restaurant. What do you suppose that means?

I can’t believe it was already leg shaving day again! Made my shower go by so fast!

After my shower, I changed from my black pajama pants to my blue sweatpants, my husband’s t-shirt, and rubber sandals. Feels so good to be dressed!!

No UPS guy, no FedEx guy, and no large packages today. Bummer. Though I did watch the neighbors pull in and out of their driveway twice.

I’m thinking about buying bird seed for the bird feeder. I’ve never bought bird seed before. Think the birds will poop on our heads?

Anyway, that’s pretty much it. I have to run because the hall bathroom smells like pee, and I haven’t figured out what to cook for dinner yet.

Tomorrow, I get to leave the house!!! Sooooo excited!!! And it’s almost Grocery Day, too! Wheeeeee!!!!

Alright! Gotta go! Later, girrrrl!  xoxoxoxo

 

Me

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