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Chicas Adoran Las Pelotas Rapidas. Or, Vacay Bitches.

By Jhop

Chicas Adoran Las Pelotas Rapidas. Or, Vacay Bitches.In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., the upcoming apocalypse, and my best friend Carl’s 30th birthday, I will be on vacation in the Dominican Republic until Sunday.Hopefully I will not get murdered or anything.If you would like to submit an order for steroids or other contraband, please email [email protected].
While in the DR, I intend to bask on the beach and read books, catch some baseball games and find the next Albert Pujols, and down enough drinks with little colorful umbrellas that I forget just how cold it is in New York.Hopefully by the time I get back, if I get back at all that is, Time Warner Cable and MSG will have worked out their issues and I will be able to watch the Knicks again.
Until then, let’s go Giants and Blue Devils.  Have a great week guys, and please check back next Monday.

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