Chicago’s Unofficial Primary Election

Who wins?

The Illinois Primary isn’t until March 15^th, but with all the hype surrounding the Iowa Caucus and other upcoming Primary elections, we just couldn’t wait to get in on the fun.

The actual Prairie State Primary has a set of unique rules where voters select from a list of delegates instead of the actual candidates… but we’re not gonna do that. Partially because that’s just kinda dumb, but mostly because there’s no need to make it so complicated on an internet entertainment site.

Beyond the Democrat vs. Republican races, we’re also taking it all the way to the presidential election, because why not. Let’s see who Chicago thinks will make the best president.

We’re listing parties and candidates strictly by alphabetical order, so don’t freak if your choice is listed last. That’s why.

While we’re on the subject, try to tone down the filibusters and Congress cane beatdowns in the comments section. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.