Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate.
3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.”
- Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone, we mean “no-one” except stoned Dane Cook fans who misheard that.*
- Gotta show something as a clock ticks down to Donald Trump standing on a decommissioned aircraft carrier.
- People who confuse Dana Bash with Jake Tapper will be prepared if there is a quiz.**
*They also mishear “unfunny ramblings” as being “hilarious jokes.”
**There will not be a quiz. But there will be Donald Trump on an Aircraft Carrier or some other boat any moment now.
