The World Cup Is Here!
Brazil is hosting the tournament.
Prince Charles provides his rounded view of the 32 Nations taking part. Here is his take on the Groups E and F.
Switzerland - Neutral, Heidi worshipping Nazi gold hoarders who like cheese with holes in – Bastards to a man.
Ecuador - Bandy legged coca leaf chewers and purveyors of silly hats – belching is a national obsession.
France - Shoulder shrugging arseholes who we had to save in World Wars 1 and 2. They still try to shaft us at every opportunity. Mama still refers to De Gaulle as “That Big Conked French Wanker.” They don’t wash and all smell of garlic. Brigit Bardot though – PHWOARRR!
Honduras – A country with the highest murder rate in the world. Nothing else to do apparently. Apart from sweat. The country only has 7 dentists.
Argentina - Tangoing, cheating Barrio dwellers who have tried to con us out of every World Cup since 1875. The Falklands are British and even speccy Pope Argy won’t get his hands on them!
Bosnia and Herzegovina – Their name takes longer to say than the length of time they will be in the competition. Because of them we have to suffer James Blunt.
Iran – A land of hairy arsed Yank baiters who hide nuclear waste material down their trousers.Lovely carpets though. Can I have one?
Nigeria – Email scamming juju obsessed con artists who have a problem with educating girls. Bring back the Empire!