Episode 2 of the season continued laying the ground work for this season. Something we enjoy about True Blood are all the great quotes that come from our favorite characters, so each week we pull out those quotes that we think are the best.
In this episode, Jason had the best line, without a doubt, it was:
Jason: That’s getting to eat the pie without having to pay for the cow.
I just love what we like to call ”Jasonism’s,” when he gets well known sayings all mixed up, as he did here. However, most of the best lines in this episode, were made by either Dieter or Roman.
Below is our top quotes from episode 5.02:
Jason: That’s getting to eat the pie without having to pay for the cow.
Steve Newlin: I still talk to God every night. I talked to him this evening as a matter of fact, and I’m here to tell you, Jesus Loves Vampires.
Steve Newlin: I’ve just realized that I’ve found God’s true light in the darkness.
Dieter Braun: We were created in God’s image, not humans.
Dieter Braun: And their flesh shall nourish yours; their blood shall flow within you for as the beetle nourishes the lark so shall human nourish vampire.
Maxine: Thank you for splitting my boy from that red haired slut; I’m gonna bake you a pie.
Roman: We swear fealty to the Blood and the Progenitor. The First, The Last, the Eternal, Lord and Lilith, Father and Mother, protect us as we protect you, from this day until the hour of true death…And in Lord and Lilith’s name we say…Vampyr.
