Season 4 Episode 9 aired last Sunday and we sure had a big cliff hanger at the end of this episode. I wonder if anyone is going to die?
In the absence of Pam this week, my favorite quote in this episode was from Nan when she said: There have been times I’ll admit when its occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker, but these last several hours with you have erased those doubts forever.
Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.09 “Let’s Get Out of Here.”
Bill: Werewolf, I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up.
Bill: We can pray
Alcide: Werewolf and Vampire, who’s gonna listen?
Antonia: Tell them, blond one.
Tara: Bill offered you an olive branch tonight, why didn’t you take it?
Tara: I think I speak for everyone here when I say I don’t think this is what any of us signed up for.
Roy: I didn’t know what I was getting into it, but I’m pleased as punch that I’m in it.
Alcide: Am I the only one here that thinks this is bat shit crazy. Sookie you just came this close to dying because of fuckin’ fangers, again.
Sam: Let’s nobody be here.
Sam: I am a multiple tent owner.
Jessica: This is the worst day of my life, I wish I was dead except I am, and it doesn’t even matter.
Nan: There have been times I’ll admit when its occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker, but these last several hours with you have erased those doubts forever.
Jessica: You’re nothing like you are on TV.
Nan: I saw you on the news by the way. You did quite well, really got in front of the story. Speaking of, what is the story, My King? What have you gone and fucked up now?
Nan: What a decisive leader you’ve turned out to be.
Nan: Right now crews from VTV, CNN, Fox News and bloggers from across the country are already outside the hotel waiting. What am I supposed to tell them?
Bill: Blame the witches, Americans have had no problem doing it in the past.
Nan: I didn’t think it was possible but you actually make me long for Queen Sophie Anne. I mean, what the fuck Bill? How did you let it come to this?
Bill: Beyond tomorrow’s headline you are a blind person.
Nan: Bolster security if you feel it necessary, but tomorrow’s Festival of Tolerance is going forward and the cameras had damn well better find you in a festive and tolerant fucking mood. Am I understood?
Sookie: What, now? Everyone can hear everyone?
Eric: I’m ten times your age.
Bill: And I love her 20 times as much.
Sookie. This is my dream and both of ya’ll need to shut up and listen to me. Well, what are you waiting for? Get your buts in the living room, we need to have a little talk.
Tommy: Well, he ain’t around, Marcus He Knows Who I am.
Marcus: Shifter got himself a shifter brother.
Lafayette/Mavis: You sound like a white man, you.
Andy: This situation became un-diffused the minute that she-male broke into my house.
Sam: Nature bunnies are smart and like to exercise, school bunnies are fat and lazy.
Anna: I could be dreaming about anything, I could be swimming with dolphins, eating a whole pie without consequences, but instead I’m here with the two of you and that’s gotta mean something.
Anna : I think I’m in love with both of you.
Bill: You can’t be, that’s not who you are.
Anna: Just because I’ve been this self conscious good little girl who’s too scared to think outside the box, especially when it comes to love and sex, but as of right now I’m putting that little girl behind me. I can love both of you; that I don’t have to be yours or yours. I’m proposing that the both of you, be mine.
Bill: I’m the king of Louisiana, I don’t share.
Sookie: First of all, you guys are vampires, what’s with all the morality? Second of all, this is such a double standard, when it’s two women and one guy everyone’s hunky dorey with it even if they barely know each other, but when a woman tries to have her way with two men that she is totally in love with everyone is hemmin’ and hawin’. I’m saying I love you, both of you, and I’m asking you to love me back, together. It’s either both of you or nothing at all, take it or leave it.
Debbie: You ever drank V directly from the source? Ever press your face against a vampire’s cold skin and just suck the it right out of him, well I have, so don’t be a cunt.
Jason: I got a theory. When you guys role play does Lafayette ever turn into a woman names Mavis?
Jesus: Terry, I’m a nurse and I’m not even going to pretend I understand what you just said, but I’m going to go in.
Lafayette/Mavis: How I make the baby with this me?
Sookie: Debbie I understand being jealous, but you tried to kill me. That ain’t something you can expect someone to forget.
Alcide: Do you want honesty or do you want me to just kiss the ring.
Marcus: I’ll take honesty every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Marcus: You know what I call a dude who’ll admit there ain’t nothing he won’t do for the woman he loves? A man.
Alcide: To Communicating Shit!
Jesus, It’s time, you found him and you held him, now I need my Lafayette back.
Lafayette: You got it bitch.
Eric: Kill the King
Human vampire hater: I am risking life an limb her tonight so that all of you across this great country of ours can witness Shrevesport’s pre-Halloween pageantry of Vamp Bullshit.
Bill: How can you have an event in honor of the living dead without any living dead? It’s like having a civil rights protest without any black people?
Nan: They’re called African Americans and their protests wouldn’t have became the blood bath they did if they hadn’t been there, ever consider that?
Hoyt: If you ignore the fame and the bullet holes and the general fucked-upness of everything.
Jason: Hoyt, we witnessed a miracle tonight.
Hoyt: That goes in the monster box.
Jason: Sometimes things just don’t work you.
Hoyt: Man, I gave her my heart, I gave her my soul, I gave her my life and wanna see what I got in return, these. So, take the monster CD, put it into the monster’s monster box and you take it to her, will ya?
Sam/Tommy: You can’t stop fucking somebody when you ain’t fuckin’ them in the first place.
Sookie: I have to say for a bad ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.
Jason: I might be parrot phrasing a little.
Bill: Make no mistake, there is still much work to be done for history teaches us that war can sound a louder call to action than can peace. That a message of hate can seduce an impressionable mind far more readily than a message of love.
Sookie: They’re coming for you Bill, RUN!
