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Bigfoot News Birthday Edition Part 2

Posted on the 28 September 2014 by Calvinthedog

Shocking news about the Stacy Brown “Bigfoot arm”: A Beyond Highbrow exclusive story!

The official story has already gone out. A possible Bigfoot arm was found on a man’s property in Florida. Stacy Brown’s team went to investigate and took possession of it. The original bone was said to be large, and had some hair on it. A FWS biologist was called in, and he verified that it was a primate arm. Brown then issued a statement that they were going to have the arm tested. 11 days later, Brown released a story saying that the arm had been tested and had been proven to be an alligator arm.

What really happened then?”

Here is what happened.

The arm was found on a law enforcement official’s property in an area of heavy Bigfoot activity. The arm was dug up by a dog and had been worked by animals. The arm had hair on it. A FWS scientist was called in and said the arm was a primate. I know someone who saw the arm with hair on it and was there when the FWS made that determination. In order to believe Stacy Brown’s insane story, we have to believe that a FWS biologist is so stupid that he cannot tell a reptile arm from a mammal arm.

Within one hour after taking possession of the arm, Brown received a phone call from a very wealthy Bigfoot enthusiast in Ohio. He wanted to get involved. Brown said no. The man said how much would it take you to give up that arm. Brown quoted a very high figure – I can now reveal that that figure was $500,000. The man bit, unbelievably enough. The sale was made immediately, incredibly, the entire $500K was wired into Stacy’s account, and the arm was in the mail just like that.

Brown then started putting out fake stories about how they were going to test the arm even though they didn’t even have possession of it anymore. Very quickly, Brown called up a taxidermist friend and asked how much for an alligator arm. The man quoted $600. Brown said fine and bought the reptile arm. They then put out a fake story about the arm being tested and having been proven to have been an alligator, all to cover up the huge amount that Brown made on the sale of the arm. Brown is now, like the man in Ohio, a rich man. He is also a great big liar. On the latter count, in Bigfootery, he has found a happy home.

My source for this information: An anonymous source very close to Beyond Highbrow has revealed this very exclusive information to us. I know him well and believe him implicitly. This man is extremely close to Stacy Brown. He was present when most of the important events in the above story occurred. The source reports that some members of Brown’s team are disgusted and feel that Brown sold out Bigfootery for money. They feel that the arm may have been a real Bigfoot arm, but now it is off to some rich man, and we will never know what it was.

Because my new story will probably be torn to pieces, I will have a question and answer session below.

Where was the arm found? Somewhere in Florida.

Was it found on the property of a credible person? Yes, he is a law enforcement official who wishes to remain anonymous.

Is there activity in the area? Actually, there is a lot of Bigfoot activity in and around that property, including a trackway that was found before the arm.

How was the arm found? It was dug up by a dog.

Does that make sense? Yes, Bigfoots bury their dead.

What shape was it in? The bone had been worked over by animals.

Did it have hair on it? Yes, it had patches of brown hair on it.

Is the arm human? The LE official immediately ruled out human.

What is the arm? It is the arm of a non-human primate.

What did the arm look like? It was large enough that the team thought it could have been a juvenile Sasquatch. It also had a certain amount of hair on it.

Where any photos released? Yes, two photos were released. The first one was said to be the original “primate arm,” and the second one was said to be the same arm after testing proved it was an alligator.

What was in the two photos? Both photos were of the alligator arm that was purchased by Stacy very soon after he acquired the primate arm. So skeptics are correct that that is an alligator arm in the photo, and they are also correct that both photos line up perfectly; indeed they do because they are two photos of the same alligator bone.

This is the original released photo, said to be a Sasquatch arm, was actually a gator arm purchased from a taxidermist.

This is the original released photo, said to be a Sasquatch arm, was actually a gator arm purchased from a taxidermist.

So Stacy lied and knowingly put out a photo of a known alligator bone and claimed it was a photo of the primate bone they found? Apparently this is what occurred.

Is there hair on the bone on either of the photos? Apparently not. What might be hair is just dirt, or decomposed flesh or skin.

Was a photo of the actual primate arm ever released? Actually a photo was released! Photos were taken of the primate arm as soon as it was acquired, and one of these photos was uploaded to the site of Brown’s team (The Sasquatch Hunters) immediately. This photo stayed up for only a short time until the arm was sold to the man from Ohio. Then it was quickly taken down and shortly replaced with a photo of the newly acquired gator bone.

What about people who say that both photos line up perfectly so Brown’s story is correct? They are right. Both bones line up. That is because they are two photos of the same gator bone bought from a taxidermist. But that doesn’t prove Brown’s story is correct at all, of course.

This is the second photo of the same gator arm, this time said to be the

This is the second photo of the same gator arm, this time said to be the “primate arm” after it was proven to be a gator. The same purchased gator arm was used for both photos.

Were any photos of the real primate bone taken? Yes, they were.

Did you try to obtain some photos? Yes I did, but they were not available. Stacy has photos of the real bone, but he is keeping all of that very close to his chest.

What does the bone look like to you? I haven’t the faintest idea. I am not an anatomist, and I know nothing of what any sort of bones look like, mammal, reptile or otherwise. Don’t ask me.

Where does that leave us? The real arm is either the arm of an ape or a monkey that was running loose in Florida or it is the arm of a Bigfoot.

How could an ape or a monkey be running loose in Florida? Reportedly there are monkeys and possibly even apes running loose in Florida having escaped from collectors and having been freed via recent hurricanes.

Is there any specific evidence that tell us whether the real arm was from  a monkey/ape or a Bigfoot? Not that I am aware of.

Will we ever hear about this primate arm again? Possibly no. The rich man has taken possession of it, and we may never hear of it again.

Why was the rich man so anxious to buy the arm? I have no idea.

How did the rich man figure out so quickly that the arm had been recovered? I have no idea.

Who is the rich man? I wish I knew.

Is Stacy Brown rich? He is now.

Is Stacy Brown a liar? Sure looks like it.

Is Bigfootery about Big Money? It sure can be, no?

Why is this post titled Birthday Edition? Put on your thinking cap.


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