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Bigfoot News Birthday Edition, 2014

Posted on the 27 September 2014 by Calvinthedog

Another Bigfoot body found!? Yes, that is correct. An excellent source has revealed to me that another Bigfoot body, or possibly part of a body, has been obtained somewhere in the United States.* I will hopefully have a lot more information about this shocking news in my next update. I will have more on this soon. The more you bug me about it, the quicker I may write it up. You may ask question about this body or partial body in the comments section. I will try to answer them there or possibly in a new post.

Sorry for not writing. But there really has not been much to write about in Bigfootery. Also I have been very tired. And plus I am sick and tired of all of the dangerous nutcases loose on the Bigfoot scene, a scene that has more frightening kooks in it than most other sociocultural scenes.

Lunatics to emerge. I fully expect the nutcases, mostly deriving from the anti-Dyer** movement (who are mostly quarantined at the moment over at Randy’s blog in order to keep them from infecting the rest of the scene with their deadly and nearly untreatable anti-Dyer virus), to come out in full force to smash down this latest news, just like they always do.

*I actually know a lot more about this than I am letting on here. I am just giving you a tidbit or two.

**And no, this body has nothing at all to do with a lunatic named Rick Dyer, thank God.


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