FBI says Rick Dyer does not have a Bigfoot body! I just received this breathtaking news that the FBI states that Rick Dyer does not have a Bigfoot body. They are calling up people who bought memberships in Rick’s Team Tracker. The conversation goes something like this:
FBI: Do you realize that Rick Dyer does not have a Bigfoot body?
TT member: Um, no, I think he does have one.
FBI: Well, you are wrong. You have been defrauded. And we may have to call you to testify against Dyer.
People who bought memberships are upset and worried about going to jail. In addition, Musky Allen has been going around aggressively questioning everyone who he suspects of being the mole or leaker, trying to ferret him out. My source was very worried that she would be discovered, and is also worried about going to jail. In addition, other Team Tracker members may also be under investigation, but this has not been confirmed.
This of course is very bad news for those of us who believe that Rick Dyer did indeed kill a Bigfoot recently. In fact, I still believe that he did kill one. But his news is a huge shot in the arm for the deniers who insist that Rick has been hoaxing the whole time. However, I am an honest reporter and an honorable man, and if it turns out that Dyer has been hoaxing us the whole time, I will be the first person to report it. That this will make me look bad is of little concern to me as an honorable journalist is not concerned about a changing story.
I confess I cannot reconcile the FBI’s statements, if true, with my belief that Dyer killed a Bigfoot. Part of the reason is that I have a source at Minnow Films who told me that the Dyer story is true. In addition, I have been told that Morgan Matthews would not be a party to any hoax on film. This still leads me to believe that there is a dead Bigfoot somewhere.
Don Boucher reported similar accusations against Rick Dyer. At 2:30 AM on Friday, April 26, 2013, Don reported that Las Vegas and federal authorities were both investigating Dyer for wire fraud and racketeering. He tweeted this after the FBI raided Rick’s home in Las Vegas only the previous afternoon. Don Boucher is a very scurrilous person and has hoaxed himself numerous times in his zeal to go after Rick Dyer, but this time he looks like he is correct.
Rumors of investigations against Dyer a couple of months ago. I and one of my sources heard rumors of a local (Las Vegas or Nevada) investigation against Rick Dyer on fraud charges. It looks like those rumors may have been valid.
Investigations underway to validate FBI rumors. One of my sources is conducting an investigation into the FBI rumors to try to validate them. The investigation will last 2-3 days. At the moment, all I have is one source from deep inside the Dyer camp who told me this story in addition to Boucher, who honestly is not a very good source due to repeated lies.
Dyer’s latest accusations against Shawn Evidence and me. The video is here. I suppose I should clear up a few things. Dyer data-mined that “pervert” statement somewhere from this site. It is true that I have lived my life as a polymorphously perverse individual and a libertine. In that sense, sure, I am a pervert. But I guarantee that I draw the line at kids of course and I don’t do anything illegal anyway in sexual terms and haven’t since I was a very young adult. Not that that is important to anyone who reads these reports, but I may as well respond to charges.
Rick Dyer arrested in Oklahoma/Arkansas. Dyer was arrested on the border of these two states and charged with auto theft. The charges are murky and no one knows what really happened. Dyer claims it was all a misunderstanding involving expired registration or something to that affect. Dyer was towing a vehicle from Oklahoma to Arkansas at the time.
Every time Dyer gets arrested, he moves to another state. He got arrested in Florida and he left Florida. He got arrested in Oklahoma, and he left Oklahoma. He got arrested in Texas, and he left Texas. This is the pattern of a grifter or con artist. It is also the pattern of a lot of other criminal types, but that need not concern us here.
Dyer involved in bid chasing on Ebay. Before he was arrested for Ebay fraud for failing to deliver two Corvettes to a buyer, Rick was engaging in what is known as bid chasing on Ebay. This is unethical and possibly illegal. At any rates, it is a violation of Ebay’s Terms of Service.
Rick would bid on his own items, artificially driving up the price, and would get into fake bidding wars with real bidders to once again bid up the price. You think you are bidding against a real competing bidder, but really you are just bidding against the seller himself, Rick Dyer! It’s pretty much fraud, but I am not sure if it is actually illegal or not. But it sure is sleazy!
