There's no underestimating the importance of facial hair in the world of technology. Look no further than the research of a man named Tamir Kahson, who in 2004 discovered the inseparable link between beards and programming languages.
As Kahson so artfully demonstrated, a programming language is only as successful as the beard on the face of the man who designed it. Clearly, women are exempt the laws of tech facial hair. In Silicon Valley, the beard is everything. But not just any beard. You must carefully grow your facial hair to suit your particular role in the tech ecosystem.
Here's Wired's Field Guide to Facial Topiary in the Tech Workplace.
These articles might interest you :
Its that time of year to lay down the red matt blush and really indulge in some Bronzer.I love the effect of a contoured cheek and the luminosity of a shimmer... Read moreBy Aspirationsofglam
HAIR & BEAUTY, LIFESTYLE
Toasting is a ritual respected around the world. Harking back to days of old it is how we celebrate new friends and old friends, guests of honour, the bride... Read moreBy Theneonhub
Away from horizon Away from sun A ray came my way Looked at my heart Looked at the tell tale marks It steered me away From clandestine ways Betrayal ,deception... Read moreBy Alka Narula
CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION
Buying Diamonds has always been a mysterious task to an inexperienced buyer. Purchasing such luxurious and elegant gems aren’t exactly considered an easy task,... Read moreBy Infographixdirectory
Let’s be honest girls; a good wedding dress is nothing without gorgeous accessories. Most ladies have jewelry boxes overflowing with beautiful necklaces and... Read moreBy Claire
Choosing the Perfect Engagement Ring:A Guest Post By Claire Windon/Sorella JewelryWhen Claire emailed me saying that she would like to write a Sorella jewelry... Read moreBy Vitadimoda
The Lakme Clean Up Facewash Nourishing Glow with strawberry extracts is the only second product I have tried from the brand after their compact powder. Read more8 hours, 37 minutes ago by Skincarevilla
HAIR & BEAUTY
MOST POPULAR FROM HUMOR
- On Failing Again. And Again. And Again. by Moose & Michelle
- Top 10 Ways to Waste Your Hard-Earned Paycheck by Russell Deasley
- Top 10 Recipes for Fish and Chips That Will Change Meals Forever by Russell Deasley
MOST RECOMMENDED IN HUMOR
- Toddlers & Tiaras: The International Fresh Faces Pageant Is All About The Face. So Take That…And Rewind It. by Danthatscool
- Free and Bargain Books by Kidfreeliving
- Let’s Discuss All the WTFs of Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life by Katie Hoffman
- Happy Birthday, Julia A. Moore! by Humorinamerica