Debate Magazine
Dear Diary: Sheesh! On days like today it seems that, in the eyes of the media, I can't do nuthin' right. While I was conducting a bold and muscular air attack against militant Islamists, I made the egregious error of saluting two Marines at the foot of the steps of my Marine One chopper, with a Styrofoam cup of tea still in my hand. The howls of outrage on social media must have been audible from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. The whole business was as embarrassing as Joe Biden's demented attempt to take over the Oval Office by disguising himself as a war vet and leaping over the White House fence while Michelle and I were en route to Camp David. [ECS]
