Bank Vs SeabeeBy Seabee
Following instructions from the machine I put the credit card in, pressed 'Other Services', pressed 'Change PIN', keyed in the PIN they'd given me, keyed in the new one I wanted.
Did as I was told and keyed it in again, then again keyed in the one they'd given me.
Waited a bit longer to see if it contradicted itself as it had yesterday.
Bloody hell, I'd done it!
I now had a PIN I wanted on my credit card.
Mind you, I don't trust the machine so I won't bother to try to use it. I'll just do the old signature thing.
I thought maybe I was on a winning streak so I decided to give the ATM card a go, just to see if it was working and if I could withdraw cash.
Not sure about the PIN though. Would it be the one I had on my previous card or would it be the new one they'd sent me?
I keyed in my original number.
'The number is incorrect please try again.'
I tried the new number they'd sent me.
'The number is incorrect please try again'
Aha. They were getting their own back because I'd just managed a hassle-free successful transaction.
I suspect that if you beat the system by managing that, the system goes to Red Alert mode and you go on a watch list. 'A customer has made a successful transaction without any aggravation. Flag him'.
I pulled my card out of the machine and the retribution started. 'This machine is temporarily out of order'.
So it wasn't going to let me try again. (My apologies to any other HSBC customers who now can't use the ATM near Spinneys in Dubai Marina)
A bit later I was up in Jumeirah 1 and I remembered there's an ATM in Spinneys' entrance.
I put my card in and the screen welcomed me by name.
I keyed in my original PIN, pressed the appropriate links.
'Card retained. Please contact the Bank' (Their capital B, not mine)
Yep, it identified me, snatched my card from me and wouldn't give it back.
I called the Bank. Naturally the machine at the other end started asking for things: 'Key in your ten digit personal banking number'.
Yeah right, I always make sure before I leave home that I have all my ten digit, twelve digit and sixteen digit bank and card numbers with me.
Went home, spread all the papers with numbers on them (do you know how many different numbers a bank gives you?) over the desk and called the Bank again.
The machine made the usual demands for ten, twelve, sixteen digit numbers relating to accounts, cards, personal banking, phone banking.
Somewhere in the middle of it all I thought I heard something about 'alternative'. I hit the star key, then whatever numbers it told me to hit and I was in a queue to talk to...wait for it.....a person.
I got the inevitable stuff about 'all our customer service (sic) officers are busy' and I was even told I'd been put in the priority queue (I giggled at that of course).
Then the machine told me that 'Our Customer Service (sic) Centre is available 24 hours a day. You can continue to hold or please call us later'
I held and not too many minutes later a human being spoke to me.
I'm sorry I didn't note her name because she was actually lucid and helpful. I explained the situation and that I wanted a new card issued. She said she would arrange it and that she had cancelled the card the machine had snatched from me.
So today has confirmed the cause of the problem, vague and incorrect information in the material sent by the bank, and what actually needs to be done.
The PIN they sent which says in three places that it's for the ATM card is actually for the credit card.
The statement on the instructions with the ATM card that you can only change the PIN at any HSBC ATM is incorrect.
The sticker that says 'Please call 800 etc to select your PIN' actually means you must call that number, there is no other way.
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