HIM: "You have hair in yer nose."
ME: "Everyone has hair in their nose."
HIM: "But you have a wot of hair in yer nose."
ME: "Well, it's not growing on top of my head very well. I have to grow it somewhere."
HIM: ((smiles up at me)) "Do you want me to pwull some of it out for you?"
I declined the offer.
