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-Amanda Bynes posted photos of her, um, makeover on Twitter this weekend. Looks like she’s going for the “Eastern European hooker” vibe.
-Best dinner party ever? George Clooney, Matt Damon, John Goodman and Bill Murray all grabbed a bite to eat together in Berlin. I can’t imagine being seated between George and Bill. Like, my brain can’t even process the idea…
-Blake Lively actually left the house to do something Hollywood-y! (In service of her husband whom she refused to pose for photos with, but still.)
-Even when Tina Fey is telling a photographer to go f*ck himself, she still manages to be incredibly charming and sweet about it.
-It took Joss Whedon and his Much Ado About Nothing cast to convince me that Vine is a worthwhile app.
-Tina Turner looks amazing on the cover of Vogue. She’s 73, you guys!
-Meanwhile, Kate Upton is reportedly going to grace the cover of Vogue this summer. Somewhere, Victoria Beckham is weeping uncontrollably into the three edamame beans she allows herself each day.
-In other cover news, Diane Kruger looks great in the new issue of Flare. (I kind of wish they’d chosen more avant-garde clothes for her because she can pull off couture like no one else, but the Chanel is still lovely.)
-Barbara Walters clarified today that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not being fired from The View — though that doesn’t really mean she’s not leaving. There’s also some chatter that Brooke Shields may be joining the show.
-In other daytime TV drama, Matt Lauer claims he was actually in Ann Curry’s corner, despite reports to the contrary.
-Jennifer Lawrence and Adele are becoming BFFs? Yes, please!
-Brangelina are planning to wed after the Cannes festival, which may be a little too close to Jennifer Aniston‘s wedding date for her comfort. BECAUSE IT’S ALWAYS GOT TO BE A COMPETITION!
-Whoa. Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s gotten all muscle-y.
-I’m not sure I can support the outfit Selena Gomez wore to SXSW. At least it’s slightly better than this one.
-Meanwhile, someone convinced her and Ashley Benson to sing a Britney song onstage at SXSW.
-Selena just released a new video on her YouTube channel in which she dances to “Everybody Knows (Douchebag),” which everyone assumes is a thinly veiled message to Justin Bieber.
-Meanwhile, Bieber‘s grandparents (but not the same ones who he dragged on tour and then only hung out with once) are “saddened” by his antics.
-His manager Scooter Braun insists “there’s nothing wrong with him.” Avert your eyes from the public meltdown, people!
-Britney Spears buys road art, (which perfectly aligns with the image I have in my head of what the inside of her house looks like).
-There’s lots of movement happening in TV land today. Mandy Moore pulled out of her upcoming ABC sitcom, as did Majandra Delfino (aka Roswell’s Maria, who I was looking forward to seeing again on the small screen). But on the plus side, John Malkovich is going to play a pirate on NBC.
-Chris Brown continues to be THE WORST.
-Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are still hanging out in my work ‘hood. I remain the only person I know who hasn’t spotted them yet.
-I don’t know why I enjoyed watching Ron Swanson dance to Daft Punk for 10 minutes — but I really, really did!
-Danny Boyle is working on a Trainspotting sequel?!
-Following up her health scare last week, Kelly Osbourne joked that her life has turned into an episode of House.
-The Arrested Development crew would like everybody to just relax and enjoy the new episodes before pestering them about a movie, ok?
-For those of you keeping track at home, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are still on separate continents.
-Kim Kardashian paid money to get a facial using her own blood for the same reason Kim Kardashian does anything: she’s an idiot.
-In news that should surprise no one, Entourage star Kevin Connolly is kind of a jerk.
-Jennifer Garner did some damage control for her husband this weekend.
-Olivia Wilde says she doesn’t “feel beautiful enough” for Jason Sudeikis. Really? Him?
-Are Justin Timberlake and Kanye West fighting for Jay-Z’s attention?
-Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake‘s SNL episode (which was pretty damn great) earned the show its highest ratings in 14 months.
