Prostitute's calling cards on a Las Vegas post. Photo credit: Jorge Quinteros
For men who dream of paying for sex with aliens, help is finally at hand. American brothel baron (an reality TV star) Dennis Hof is set to open an Area 51-themed “Alien Cathouse” which will offer paying punters the unique opportunity to spend some quality time with prostitutes dressed as extraterrestrials. The location? Just 90 miles from Las Vegas, Nevada. Where else.
The exotic alien sex den is aimed at the sci-fi nerd crowd who seemingly can’t get their kicks on boring old planet Earth. Hof is transforming a run-down brothel into Alien Cathouse and hopes to open for business in a month.
What if? Melissa Locker of Time magazine asked, “hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, … er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before?” She noted that Hof has previous when it comes to dreaming up leftfield brothels: “Hof is an expert in building buzzworthy brothels – his Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the setting for the HBO reality show called Cathouse.”
“Unless they’re married, I don’t want anyone in Nevada having sex unless I get a cut of the money”, Hof told The Las Vegas Review-Journal with a laugh.
Heidi Fleiss: Chief alien design queen. Henry Brean of The Las Vegas Review-Journal said that “outspoken sex merchant” Hof is promising “girls from another world”, and has turned to legendary ex-Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss for assistance in creating the look. “She’s the chief alien design queen”, Hof told The Review-Journal, which noted that Hof now holds five brothel licenses, the most ever by a single owner. “Hof’s alien theme is already well past the probing stage, but important details – whether the working women will be painted green, for example – are still being decided”, noted Brean.
