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Alert, Please Re-set Your Password.

By Harry @web_pensioner

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This is an alert that has went out from all the major security providers, to protect you from a vicious virus that has just been sent out.

Below is a Response i got when i tried to re-set one of my passwords.

Resetting The Password against a virus threat.

“Sorry, your password is under threat – you must register a new one.”
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roses

“Sorry, too few characters.”

pretty roses

“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”

1 pretty rose

“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”

1prettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”

1fuckingprettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”

1FUCKINGprettyrose

“Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.”

1FuckingPrettyRose

“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”

1FuckingPrettyRose/ShovedUpYourAss/IfYouDon’tGiveMe/AccessRightFuckingNow!

“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

“Sorry, that password is already in use.”

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I HAD TO PASS THIS ONE ALONG!!!


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