A Food Optional Day

This is for you my darling Brunette Twin.
Overheard at our house...
Brunette Twin:  "When are we eating lunch? I'm starving."
Mom:  "It's 5:00 p.m. We already ate lunch."
Brunette Twin:  "No we didn't. I'm starving. I want to eat lunch now."
Mom:  "What do you mean we didn't eat lunch? Of course we did. We had...."
Brunette Twin: "Nothing."
Mom:  "Oh crumb. You're right. We didn't eat lunch. Well, it's too late now. We're eating dinner in a little bit."
Brunette Twin:  "That's not fair. I'm hungry now for lunch."
Mom:  "Well, you should have thought about that when I asked if you wanted to eat lunch."
Brunette Twin:  "Did your parents ever forget to feed you?"
Mom:  "I'm sure they did and I survived, so will you."
Brunette Twin:  "You better write this on your blog. You always write stuff that we do on the blog. You need to write that you forgot to feed your children."
Mom:  "And yet you survived this long without food."