CNN reports that Volkswagen has appointed the head of Porsche to be its new CEO after a scandal in which the company admitted it may have programmed software so about 11 million of its vehicles will pass emission tests they would have otherwise failed.
Since we are about helping companies, here are 3 slogans we propose for Volkswagen.
- “Volkswagen: Of Course We Care About The Environment – What Do You Think The Fake Flowers on Beetle Dashboards Are For?”
- “Volkswagen: Now Advertising On TV Channels That Don’t Show News.”
- “The ‘Diesel’ In Our Car Names Refers To The Type of Fuel Efficiency You’d Expect From A Car In A Vin Diesel Movie”
