10+1 Questions For Annoying Guys

Hello Pebblers!

Let's face it, guys can be so downright annoying you just want to strangle them, but you look at them and cant help but wonder....This post was inspired by one of the most annoying guys i know, Andy ( my brother is number 1), but i love them anyways. 

1. You interrupt important television shows  like America’s got talent and     Hell’s kitchen and make us watch boring s*** like football, now how are we suppose to put up with that?                                 yahoo images
2. You think is cool to brush your teeth like you are going to fight a war, gurgling so loudly like you got a fish bone stuck in your throat. You want to kill yourself? You better keep it down, people are still sleeping.
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3. No dude! it is not nice to say rude things and think that they are compliments. Is it cool if i told you "Emeka, you would have been so cute if you didn't have a potbelly"?
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4. Yes I know I got pimples on my face; i have also put on weight. Now, is it so important for you to notice these things and not keep your mouth shut?
            
Dude: Cynthia, you are wearing fake eyelashes!
Cynthia: No, they are peacocks' feathers (hisses)
                                  
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5. Is not cool for you to cheat on me and say "babe! I am a man, men will always be men". Chai! if i dash you better slap eh the next thing that would come out from your mouth is "#^%$3&8(0-86%&6&8((7^%.                              

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6. Who told you having pot belly is a sign of good living? my friend you better run to the gym before i dump your sorry ass.

                                    
                                                                                yahoo images7. (in a commercial bus) why do you sit with your leg 35 feet apart or do you think you are the only one in this bus? C'mon, will you adjust before i adjust you?
                              
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8. You go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and later i see your 'handiwork' all over the walls and floors. Are you a dog? where exactly should you be aiming the thing at?
                              
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9. You come back from work, we understand you are very tired but must you scatter your clothes and shoes everywhere? 
                                 

10. You see a girl you like on the street and you are whistling and beckoning her over. Are you in over your head?
                              

+1. You are reading this post and wondering what she is saying. Do you fall under the above mentioned?
                            

P.S  this post is full of generalizations and I am not pointing at anyone directly but if you find obvious similarities to yourself in this post, kindly stay the hell away from me. lolYou are always free to share and comment